Once upon a time in the forest of Forgotten Acorns, there lived a chipmunk named Chip. Poor Chip was a down-and-out grifter who spent his days trying to sell people things they didn’t want, like half-eaten shrooms, flimsy twigs that had “good vibes,” and the occasional fake alpha acorn. Nobody wanted his goods, and Chip remained penniless, ridiculed, and slightly damp (nobody knows why, he just always seemed damp).
One fateful evening, while Chip was doomscrolling live pairs from a discarded squirrel-sized phone, a glow emerged from his screen. Suddenly, a voice declared, “Chip! You are DESTINED TO BE BASED! Harness the power of the divine SOL, and thou shalt ascend!”- suddenly, a dollar sign appeared before his name.
$Chip was stunned. "Destined to be based? Me?!" He looked around, but nobody had seen, as the Sol gods had stealth launched themselves unto him. $Chip knew this was a sacred sign, so that day, he donned a tiny robe becoming “Chip The Monk” and prepared to stealth launch his gospel on the good citizens of the forest.
Chip set off on his blockchain pilgrimage, preaching the word of decentralized finance to the creatures of the forest. “Squirrels! Your stash of acorns is centralized! A single bad bear market could wipe out your wealth!” he warned. “BEHOLD THE POWER OF $CHIP! “
As expected some of the poorer animals were skeptical. However those who were based bought huge bags and formed a community- $Chip dubbed them the “The Order Of $CHIP”